and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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