i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
well he's currently spooning the coffee table
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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