Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
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