What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
The kid in front of me is videochatting and typing to his gf. I should make poop/sex faces over his shoulder, right?
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
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