they need to just BURY HIM!
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
You were peeing on yourself thinking it was the sprinkler in your yard
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
I have aggressive nipples.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I JUST SNEEZED WITH A MOUTHFUL OF CHEWED UP CASHEWS AND THEY CAME OUT MY NOSE AND IT HURT AND NOW I HAVE A LITTLE NOSEBLEED
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