Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
if we dont hook up this weekend, im doing both his roommates
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Randomize
