Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
These tits shall not be calmed
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