If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
You were chewing up hot dogs and spitting them out
party gras won. party gras always wins.
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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