so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
all I heard when I woke up this morning was "BONG HITS FOR BREAKFAST" being yelled repeatedly.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
There will be plenty of opportunity for me to sexualize Mike via VenMo.
Randomize
