Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
official worst smell ever. a used condom that has gone through the dryer.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I was just tagged in a picture with a bunch of people i don't know in a house i don't recognize wearing a purple cowboy hat and a boa...i hate tequila
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You don't know how much I love you. You could play Careless Whisper while we have sex and I'd still love you
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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