The only thing I have to prove last night happened is a fireman's hat full of puke.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
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driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
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Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Bobbing for jello shots in a bucket of long island. Fast track to alcohol poisoning.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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