69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
I think I'd be more bothered by his cross dressing if I wasn't secretly into women..,
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
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