What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
We can't go out this weekend. My uterus is so desperate it's given me permanent beer goggles
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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