I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
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