We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
i think you broke pat's ankle when you drove over it... he's freaking out but on a more serious note i'm 99% sure i saw a werewolf
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
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