Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
sober me hid the cigs from drunk me. sober me is a tricky bitch.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Saw a dude last night at a strip club's bar eating canned pineapple and giving tootsie pops to the girls...
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
i liked you for your lack of ambition and abundance of weed
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
So. Much. Porn.
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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