IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
Until you wake up with a Hustler club stripper in the next room whose nipple you were coerced to lick at Snake & Jake's after breaking up a fight between an Indian and a Filipino, I don't wanna hear about your weird.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
there is puke in my bra ... again
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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