I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
No more Irish car bombs ever.
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those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
Dental hygienist just pulled two flakes of glitter out. And asked me how i've been doing with the divorce.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
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My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
She sent me nudes via email. What the fuck are we still in the 90s? Grow up
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