she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
i hope you realize that ur overconfidence only gave me one orgasm out of all the times we had sex. that's like a 1% success rate. u might wanna rethink how amazing you are.
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
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