you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
AND BY FEELINGS I MEAN VODKA
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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