No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
Can you call him, he said something about going to the balcony to pee and now hes texting me saying hes lost
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
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I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
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your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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