Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
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He came up there while i was bartending, ate a salad, told me he wanted to divorce me, then tipped me 10 dollars....
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
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I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
Just watched a middle age white woman scream WHY DON'T YOU GO FUCK YOURSELF, HELEN?! Helen seemed absolutely scandalized.
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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