Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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