I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
all of his pictures were taken on a library computer, how did you even consider fucking him?
Shoot me. Guy hitting on me with a beaver on his head. Says it is his spirit animal.
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yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
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If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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