her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
U handed him a box of flavored condoms, winked, and slurred, "grape juice is her favorite."
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
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If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
I want a dick in my left hand and a Crunch Wrap Supreme in my right hand.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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