He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
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They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
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