he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
You're still my best friend even though you continue to pass out on random toilets every time you drink
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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