i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
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you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
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Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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