this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I often get tempted to walk up to her drunk ass and say, "shouldn't you be taking care of your kid?"
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Just saw some dude tumble down the stairs of the bar while leaving...fist pump...and then sprint down the road
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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