Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
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It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
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It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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