I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
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It's one of those nights that you wish to god someone would booty call you, and then realize you'll just be stuck here with your poptart...
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
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When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Why did I wake up covered in glitter next to a half eaten cheeseburger?
I just googled "how to blow an uncircumcised guy" and did serious research. That's how badly I want to fuck him.
You misuse your internet privileges.
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