i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
flashcards smell like vodka and my textbook is in the toilet. ready for the final
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
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The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
If you're wondering where your left shoe is you lost it in a bet with a homeless guy last night
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
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ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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