we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Who brings a stripper home to ninja turtle bed sheets
Me and I got head
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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