Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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