Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
There could not be a more unattractive person. She just told me her period was so bad that she got sick. I think my penis retracted and killed himself
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
He said you stopped mid-fuck, called fives on his dick, walked out to grab another drink, and came back.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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