The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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