It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
You know how I know she's ugly? 97% of her profile pics are flowers or animals. And what do we know about pretty people and the Internet?
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Not sure if I should ask if I can have my underwear back or just avoid that all together.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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