I think I died a long time ago.
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I'm always down for nudity.
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