God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
Most the numbers in my phone are mistakes. It's a virtual graveyard of people I should never pick up for.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
All i want to do is drink fuck and cry... you dont have to cater all three its more like the saddest choose your own adventure ever
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
I just want to drink bourbon and have sex and then eat like, a Christmas cookie.
I think I hear the ice cream truck
I could be going crazy though
NO IT IS THE ICE CREAM TRUCK IT'S ALMOST AT YOUR STOP
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