O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
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Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I have the WORST hangover. Pretty sure my liver fell out while taking a dump. THAT bad.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
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