I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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