I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
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Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
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My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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