pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
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New game: find the sober person in Tbell
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
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Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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