What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
I hope you remember pushing the girl off the stage because you said she wasn't good at pole dancing.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I dont know how to say this. But the hottest girl where im at has one arm.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Randomize
