is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
She used my 100 Ways To Cope With Stress handout to wipe puke off her face
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
Don't do it. He's got a dick the size of a baseball bat. You don't want that commitment.
I have to. For the sake of science.
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