I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
he got up in front of the whole lecture hall and yelled that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree was his favorite book in the history of the universe. then he stumbled out the fire exit setting the alarm off. I could've jumped him right then and there.
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Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Could someone please explain the rug burn on the right side of my face and do I need a shot of penicillin?
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
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Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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