You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
I wish I could still say I don't know that you taste like bad ice cream.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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