I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
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I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
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There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I swear to god if you keep eating my cats food drunk I am going to kick you out of our apartment.
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Someone had to wrestle her in the chocolate pool, I'm glad I was man enough to step up and do it
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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