quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
you didn't want to pay for the shots so you negotiated with the bartenders. Apparently 1 shot is worth 5 seconds of motor-boating you.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
Pretend you're in a taco. That always helps me sleep.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I believe in your delicious
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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