I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
While we were having sex he told me "this is what you get for not parking my car right" I have never drove his car. He was that kind of weird.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
ATTENTION ALL CONTESTANTS OF SLUTFEST 2012 ; not only will we be judging on how many penis you have sucked but also girth and length will be calculated. If you are found lying you will be disqualified. Remember your fellow participants will be rendering the same services to probably the same people. So choose wisely and let the games begin!
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
Can I come over and use your shower? My roommate got drunk last night and took my bathroom door off its hinges
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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