Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
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I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
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I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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