big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
know what turns me on? long, stringy hair on a pasty looking girl with an overstuffed backpack and kneepads over her jeans in case she falls off her scooter
your less of a man for seeing that
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
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