Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
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I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
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Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
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