I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Just incase you were wondering, the count of ladies who have perioded on chairs at our fine restaurant is now at 3.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
okay, certainly we can't screw this up, and even as I type, I know we will
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Just woke up and spent the first hour of consciousness throwing up with the Rocky theme song on repeat.
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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