the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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