theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
when you wake up in a apartment hallway wearing someone else's shoes, you can pretty much assume last night was a success.
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
That was so not worth putting pants on for.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
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