He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
i'm going to be one of those im-wearing-a-shirt-as-a-dress girls today. dont make fun of me, i need laid
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Batchelotette party success. I woke up on the floor in nothing but a thong, a garter and a shirt that says Just Do Me.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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