nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
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Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
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I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
If you think hives from an allergic reaction to lube is funny, remind me to tell you the story about how I got a black eye from masturbating.
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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