I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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