Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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